Even though you are my only father I have to put you in the chair. Now please relax and if you need a cigarette just ask.

It’s the worst drought that Berkeley has seen in 100 years and the city council has just issued a decree that all citizens must upgrade their water meters. Herb, a cantankerous old man, has been hoarding water and solemnly swears the city will never catch him. When Herb’s dog Mr. Harry goes missing, and his spinster daughter Nancy starts to question him, Herb wonders if this (?) is mere coincidence, or the city council’s diabolical scheme to destroy his family. A tragi-comedy about never turning your back on your own backyard.

In Memory of Shawn O'Shea

 

Production History

Dark Room Theatre San Francisco / August 2011
Flying Whale Theatre Company Philadelphia Fringe Festival (FringeArts) / workshop production August 2009
The Painted Bride Arts Center Philadelphia / staged reading April 2009

[An] engaging, vibrant, zany comedy —done gracefully with a warm and watchful heart at its center.
— Examiner.com